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[Jpegg]

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan
when they notice a whaling ship. The male recognized it as the same ship
that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale "lets both swim under the ship and blow out our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn
over and sink."

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

However, the whale realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were
swimming to the safety of the shore. The male was enraged that they were
going to get away and told the female, "let's swim after them and gobble
them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized that
the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. Ready?

"Look'" she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely
refuse to swallow the seamen."

[Smacdevil]

LOL Sending this to my colleagues tomorrow, hehe

[Timpuri]

OMG! Jpegg for teh win !

[LilBurst]

omg! i sooo totally didn't see that punchline coming

[Kicktopps]

For those of you easily offended by rude words, you best turn away... Now for your joke JP.
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There is a cat and a rooster sitting on top of a barn roof and below them is a field of catnip and a field of corn, but there is a river separating the barn from the fields.

The rooster turns to the cat and says "I feel like eating some corn." and the cat replies by saying "I feel like getting some catnip."

The rooster then says, "Alright, I can't take this." and runs off the barn roof, flaps his wings in the air, and lands in the cornfield. He happily starts eating the corn.

The cat decides he can jump to the catnip field and runs off the barn roof, but ends up in the river.



So do you know what the moral of the story is?

Where there is a happy cock, there is a wet pussy.