Today's joke
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by Hejiro » Tue Nov 26, 2002 3:14 pm
Thanksgiving isn't celebrated in Australia either. It's hard enough trying to organise things just for Christmas! 
Okay, looks like PvP Online is doing a running story with this gaming theme! These ones really hit close to home for me
Okay, looks like PvP Online is doing a running story with this gaming theme! These ones really hit close to home for me
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by Hejiro » Sun Dec 01, 2002 4:02 am
A woman gives birth to a baby. Afterwards the doctor says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, doctor? What's wrong?!"
The doctor says, "It's OK, nothing's wrong exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite. What's that?"
The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has the... err... features... of both a male and female."
The woman turns pale. "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis AND a brain??"
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, doctor? What's wrong?!"
The doctor says, "It's OK, nothing's wrong exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite. What's that?"
The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has the... err... features... of both a male and female."
The woman turns pale. "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis AND a brain??"
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by Hejiro » Fri Dec 06, 2002 11:27 pm
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again! You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologised and said he didn't realise that a little tap could scare the driver so much.
"Sorry, it's not really your fault," replied the driver. "Today is my first day as a cab driver -- I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years."
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again! You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologised and said he didn't realise that a little tap could scare the driver so much.
"Sorry, it's not really your fault," replied the driver. "Today is my first day as a cab driver -- I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years."
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Back to the Dec 1 joke
by Twiggytee » Sun Dec 08, 2002 12:40 am
God gave man two great gifts, a brain and a penis. But only enough blood to run one at a time.
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by Hejiro » Mon Dec 16, 2002 12:22 am
Philosophy of life. Remember this at all times:
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
4. It is imperative that these three women never meet.
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
4. It is imperative that these three women never meet.
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by Vixentrox » Mon Dec 16, 2002 3:54 pm
10K Aimed Shots relieves men of their "biggest" disadvantage.
/me rests crosshairs over Hejiro's privates
/me gently squeezes the trigger
/me thinks he needn't worry about the 3 women anymore
/me rests crosshairs over Hejiro's privates
/me gently squeezes the trigger
/me thinks he needn't worry about the 3 women anymore
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