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Anyway I went to my local inn to buy some alcohol for my next quest and saw these guys where sharing a dwarf joke about our dwarf friends...
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf Cogs, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf Khalem asks the first, "How did it go?"
Cogs whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."
Khalem shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"
<3 Cogs & Khalem
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