Cerberus guild

by **Hejiro** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 4:02 pm

I think I'm still in agony from the 10K aimed shot!
Well, I'll see what ol' Dopey the Leet has for us......

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day that a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and what was he going to do about it?

Finally, he capitulated. He promised to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.

He had been ticking off his calender and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

"I know," said the butcher with a smile. "I've been counting too. Tell your mother when you take this parcel of meat home that it is the last free meat she will get and watch the expression on her face."

When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk and free groceries for the past 16 years and watch the expression on HIS face!"

by **yisuncha** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 7:26 pm

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have ducked.

by **Flameforge** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 11:29 pm

LOL, it must've been Cogs and Goodisme after a few drinks!

by **Hejiro** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 3:09 pm

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes?
A: Because they crack each other up!!

Ahahahahahahaahaaaaa

by **Cogs** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 3:31 pm

hmm, there is no way to actually protray a good laugh, so I wont even try

Good one, I love those shorties

Cogs

by **Hejiro** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 3:23 pm

Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!!

Ahahahaahahaha (hmm, yeah, you're right, Cogs)

by **Hejiro** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 3:39 pm

Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
A: Because it held up a pair of pants!!

Ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

by **Flameforge** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 9:21 pm

Niche humour:

"Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, no! I lost an electron!"

The other responds, "Are you sure?!?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

by **yisuncha** » Mon Jan 27, 2003 2:57 pm

More Niche humor....

What happens when an irresistable force meets an immovable object?

They get married....

by **Twiggytee** » Tue Jan 28, 2003 8:29 am

What do you call a beaker with a degree?
A graduated cylinder

by **Flameforge** » Tue Jan 28, 2003 3:17 pm

Oh my poor head has trouble with this niche humour. Time for another lame joke!

Q: What do you call a snowman with a sun-tan?
A: A puddle!

Cue recorded laughter

by **Flameforge** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:01 pm

A small man is at a pub, hunched quietly over his glass. He's been sitting there for two hours just staring at the untouched drink when I huge burly truck driver crashes in, stomps over to the small man, grabs the drink and swallows it back in one gulp.

The small man is stunned and then bursts into tears! The truckie frowns and says "Oh c'mon mate, I was just foolin' around. Here, let me buy you another drink. I can't stand to see a grown man cry."

"I'm sorry," sniffles the small man. "It's just been an awful day for me. I turned up late for work this morning and got fired. When I returned to the parking lot I found my car had been stolen and it's not insured. As I was walking home I was pelted by a freak hailstorm. When I finally got home I discovered my wife in bed with the gardener."

"Cripes!" exclaimed the truckie.

"Yeah, so I was just sitting here ready to end my life when you came along and drank the poison!"

by **trgeorge** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:54 pm

We starting with jokes again?

An Omni sneaked into Old Athens and not daring to do other grief, he resorts to kidnaping shark. After couple of hours fishing on the far side of moat(near Sirocco), he finaly gets a bite. After addition hour of struggling with beast he finnaly drags it to shore. And behold! he caught no ordinary shark, this one was golden!
"Release me and I'll garnt you a wish" said shark.
"Oi! What happened to tree wishes" replied stunned Omni.
"Matey, you mistook me for goldfish :evil:

, I'm a shark ffs"
Satisfied with this answer Omni releases shark.
Cowardnes being Omnis biggest trait, he didn't had any trouble think his wish up.
"I wish for such balls, that the would actually touch the grounds"
And as on clue, shark promplty bits his legs off and swims away

Sadly shortly thereafter all sharks were relocated from Old Athens, so you can't go fishing for wishes there anymore.

by **Volais** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:00 pm

now whats this doin up here? Oh well

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