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by **Volais** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 11:32 am

So today I was sittin on my bed playin Metroid Prime for the 1,000th time, when I get the unusual urge to burn a big pile of notebook paper (no other paper...It had to be notebook). Grabing my trusty lighter an a big pile o' notebook paper, I ran out to my ol burnin' hole (A place in the backyard where I burn stuff), I crushed up all the paper and tossed it in this stone bowl that I got on vacation in New Mexico. I opened the top on my lighter, help it close to paper.....and no flame? This isnt good, Ive used this lighter for years! It cant run out on me! Running through the house, I looked everywhere for a lighter that i could empty into mine. After about 30 minutes, I realized I hadnt burned anything, so I decided Id steal one of the many lighters my girlfriend has (We share the same love of burning stuff) and refill mine. So...I got my trusty crowbar (Its acvtually one of those stakes they put in the ground to keep Soccer (Or "football" as you non americans call it) goals in the ground....I kinda stole one when I was 9) and struck It against the cement patio to get a spark, and catch a little grass filled twig on fire. Taking my Fire stick, I set the pile of paper on fire. As I was performing my Indian Fire Ritual(No, really, I do some sorta dance around fires....I dont get it either) I realized how sad I was...

The moral of the story: Always carry spare lighter fuel

by **BigSwede** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 1:26 pm

I think I'll better not comment on this at all.

by **Flameforge** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 2:24 pm

by **Bluelotuss** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 6:37 pm

What do you mean...Random, Pointless Topic #2.....the title should read....
*WARNING* CRAZY PYRO ON THE LOOSE!!

-that's slightly disturbing Volais...

by **Sidarion** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 9:03 pm

Bwahaha...

wacky humour

by **Jpegg** » Tue Jul 22, 2003 12:49 am

A week before our wedding, I was due to attend a dinner at my fiancee's parents' house. My car had broken down the previous day and in order to get to the house, my finacee's parents were collecting me and taking me there. I glanced from my window and saw the car arrive in the driveway. A knock at the door came next and I opened it to find my finacee's mother stood in front of me with the shortest skirt I have ever seen. She is every bit as attractive as my wife, I glanced at her, said 'hi' and turned to grab my coat.

As I turned for the door, I almost bumped into her and her hands reached out to stop me. She whispered in my ear 'I have had my eye on you for quite some time and at last, we get some time alone...... You're due to marry my daughter in a week's time but before I lose you to her, I'd like you to make love to me. We have some time before dinner, I'll go upstairs and get ready for you. Follow me up, noone will know'

with that, she turned and walked slowly upstairs. I watched her as she took those steps, I was shocked and stunned and didnt move as my eyes followed her.

Making my decision, I turned towards the front door and left the house.

In front of me stood my finacee's father outside the house. 'My boy' he saod with tears in his eyes... 'you have passed the test, you are worthy of marrying my daughter. Come now, let us celebrate and eat dinner at our fine house'

Moral of the story...... always leave your condoms in the car

by **Volais** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 9:01 pm

reminds me of the numerous "power-struggles" that my girlfriends dad and I have. Basically, he aint to font of me, and I aint to fond of him. Though it seems like we have normal chit chat, we are really finding as many was the make the other look like an idiot

good times, good times

by **Sidarion** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 5:50 am

Hahaha!

I hear ya, man

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