A Stolen Kiss

[Flameforge]

Butler dude - Your highness please forgive me
But something has gone amiss
There is an angry woman outside
To report a stolen kiss

Princess chick - Tell her she must go away
Come around some other day

Butler - I have told her, but she won't
You must see her, if you don't

Bad hag - I won't be shushed, I won't be hushed
I know my rights, I know the law
And I know also what I saw
I saw that lad steal a kiss
From that shameless little miss

Don't be fooled by all their shyness
Their a wicked pair your highness
There's a law I understand
Against kissing in this land
There is a law that reads like this
No one is to steal a kiss

Butler - Ah but Princess I've a feeling
This is not a case of stealing

Lad - Please your highness, I confess
When I saw such loveliness
It was too much to resist
I just thought she should be kissed
So I kissed her, kissed her twice
It was very very nice

Hag - There you see, he broke the law
What I say I saw I saw

Lad's hot chick - No please, let me say a word
It is not the way you heard
Please, he did not steal a kiss
I gave it to him, just like this

Butler - There you see, I had a feeling
This was not a case of stealing

Princess - I'm not sure, its not quite plain
Could I see that kiss again

You were right, I have a feeling
This was not a case of stealing
Right the law has been abused
This lad has falsely been accused
He is hers and she is his'n
That old witch should go to prison!



(Selected lines from a Shirley Temple song.)

[Cogs]

Very nice m8 ...........is this inspired by or built on those questions you asked yesterday?
Extremely good, sounds like a nursery rhyme

[Jpegg]

Very good indeed matey

[Renegader]

Nice one, flame

[Flameforge]

A certain incident triggered the memory of the phrase "He stole a kiss!" and for the last day and a bit I've been wracking my brain, trying to recall where I knew it from. Eventually the memory fogs parted, and after a bit of Googling, I found it was from a Shirley Temple movie

[Volais]

Interesting

[Bluelotuss]

a rainy day in WA
why was he so far away
she was oh so sad and blue
he was fighting and had no clue

she sat on the wall and decided to wait
he sent a message," i'll be back late..."
why did he go on a stupid miss.
and leave her here without a kiss.

she stomped around and spanked a few...(bums)
"boy, do i feel better, woohoo.."
still she waited, thinking of him
the night wore on, the sky grew dim

another msg,"i'll be there soon,
we can walk together...sit under the moon"
she smiled and thought, a night of bliss
....if i could get just one lil' kiss

Flame...i just loved your post... so much, that when I couldn't sleep tonight.,...I wrote this silly lil' poem...

[Flameforge]

That's wonderful, Lotuss

[Renegader]

Yours are very nice aswell, tuss.
Love em both.

[Stillhaa]

i like em both , indeed i do , very much so =)))