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Postby Fao » Thu Sep 18, 2003 9:26 pm

A: You know why the crap stinks?

Q: If you get divorced in Arkansas is your wife still your sister?
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Postby Selavi » Thu Sep 18, 2003 9:31 pm

A: Yes, becuse you are a redneck

Q: Why does poo float?
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Postby Smacdevil » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:44 am

A: Because it's not a witch!

Q: Can I use quotes here?
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Postby Wirecutter » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:25 am

A: Quotes?

Q: Quotes?
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Postby Jpegg » Sun Sep 21, 2003 9:08 am

A. Big massive ones with nipples

Q. Why does white dog poo only exist to people below the age of ten years old?
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Postby Ospf » Mon Sep 22, 2003 9:56 am

A. Because it no longer is called poo once you've turned eleven and your job is to pick it up.

Q. When the snow melts, where does the white go? :-?
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Postby Smacdevil » Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:44 am

A: Same place the poo goes

Q: Why did I make a song about white poo when I was 8?
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Postby Jpegg » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:27 am

A. I have no idea cos Ive been staring at Ospf's avatar for the last hour

B. Why can't I think of a question?
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Postby Auropia » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:34 am

Cause you smell like a orange

Why cant i scratch my brain with a pencil?
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Postby Jpegg » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:40 am

A. Because you need to close your mouth and make hhhhmmmhmhmhphphpphhphphphp noises until the itch goes away. Works for me ;)

Q. There are only two people in this room know how true this really is.... how many rooms have I got?
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Postby BigSwede » Thu Sep 25, 2003 5:46 am

A: I'm not one of them

Q: Why do I keep coming here?
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Postby Rmby » Thu Sep 25, 2003 5:50 am

A-Because your a Atrox that isnt Intellegent

Q-Why am I still counted as a Big atrox?
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Postby Auropia » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:33 am

cause you're lack of fashion style


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Postby Samuraichan » Fri Sep 26, 2003 1:04 pm

A: Children if your not careful.

Q: Why does Funcom suxxor?


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Postby Volais » Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:33 pm

((^^ ROFL! Damn good answer sam))

A: Cause I d4 r0xxorz!!!1!!!

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