Cerberus guild

by **Jpegg** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 2:35 pm

A. 12 cos only 15 had barbeques and 3 survived the car wash

Q. OMFG, what's that on your nose?

by **Volais** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:47 pm

A: Ahh....Cogs has Reet Droppings on his nose!

Q: The mondern theory of economics is greatly lacking in contention 3....can someone fix it?

by **Jonnycage** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:09 am

A. they could if they had a spanner small enough

Q. Whats orange red yellow blue pink green brown black and grey ?

by **Auropia** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:47 am

A: everything if u smoke gras

Q: why does woman have 10 toes?

by **Jpegg** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:39 am

A. That's strange, my girlfriend had 13

B. If I taste mushy peas and you taste mushy peas, would it be possible that you might be tasting them in the same way that I taste an apple?

by **Auropia** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 5:24 pm

A:maybe if i put my foot in the ear and pick my nose.

Q:why are there light during the day?

by **Smacdevil** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 12:42 am

A: So I can spot the hottest girl on the beach

Q: Why is the sea salt?

by **Jpegg** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:00 am

A. It'salterrible and it makes me scream and scream and scream til I puke and ppl come running and I cry and cry an cry

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Q. Why, of why is the milka cow lilac?

by **Auropia** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:09 pm

A: "Buurrrp"

Q:why are the sun shiny and looks like gold?

by **rahmorak** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:52 pm

A: Be daft if it was dull and looked like lead!

Q: 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 - 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 = ?

by **Smacdevil** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:54 pm

A: Major headache too early in the morning for advanced arithmetic :p

Q: What's your favorite bolour?

by **Jpegg** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:59 pm

A. Bluebols, Billyjeans and a good ole knees up at Auntie Jessie's house

Q. Did I just hear you say 'flobalobalobalobalibal0000000000000000000b'?

by **Auropia** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 12:46 am

A:was more like flobywobbly

Q:when i stand on my head,does that mean im actually standing on my head?

by **Jpegg** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 1:16 am

A. Well, I find it easier standing on air and placing the whole world on my head. Keeps fallin off though

Q. What did Bruce Willis find at the top of Mount Everest?

by **Smacdevil** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:17 am

A: 15 whores and a bottle Grogg (TM)

Q: Why am I so tired today?

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