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Prison v Work

Postby Jpegg » Mon Oct 27, 2003 12:37 am

Subject: FW: Prison-v-work


Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a
bit more clear.

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out.

AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Now, get back to work!
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Postby rahmorak » Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:19 am

:o

Last time I read one of your posts while I am at work Jp :P
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Postby Addice » Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:04 am

you get butt raped in prison :(
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Postby Auropia » Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:04 am

not if u dont bend over for the soap Addie :lol:
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Postby Smacdevil » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:30 am

You can't play AO in prison ;p
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Postby Selavi » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:52 am

Smacdevil wrote:You can't play AO in prison ;p


No, thats why Addice is so sad (see the sad face). You will be busy gettin bum raped, and there just arent any time for playing AO. Is that why you cancelled Addice? :wink:
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Postby Sidarion » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:29 am

Don't pick up the soap!!! Noooo... don't pick up the soap!!

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Postby Addice » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:40 am

Selavi wrote:Is that why you cancelled Addice? :wink:


lol. no :p

i still play here and there until FF XI comes out tomorrow. then i will be preoccupied with another game :D
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Postby Flameforge » Mon Oct 27, 2003 1:18 pm

So true, Jp. So true.......
I do have a nice view from my work, though, which is good.
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Postby Misjkin » Wed Oct 29, 2003 3:36 am

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